See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

With girls it’s either I JUST SHAVED FEEL MY LEGS or I HAVEN’T SHAVED IN TWO MONTHS FEEL MY LEGS

hurricaneclouds:

i support girls anger. i support girls who yell. i support girls who get called bitches and cunts at parties because they’ll swear at guys who won’t leave them alone. i support girls who don’t believe in second chances and cut off people who hurt them. i support girls who say no the first time and flip you off if you ask them again. i support girls who will never allow themselves to be pushovers and constantly get shit for it. you’re fucking incredible. 

hipstersandcomics:

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

ask-me-about-loom:

mixedupscramble:

legs-are-just-for-show:

DIALOG CHOICES IN FIFA??? MULTIPLE ENDINGS??????????????

FIFA EFFECT

[Square] KICK THE BALL
[Circle] KICK THE PLAYER

muffins-are-ok-i-guess:

You know what I want? A bath. A bath where I can stretch out my legs as much as I can and still have room. A bather where the tub is so deep it actually covers me up to my shoulders. A bath with just the right amount of bubbles. I want a bath that makes me feel like a queen mermaid president.

geekandmisandry:

dinogatorr:

iguanamouth:

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

dreamgrl1998:

I love being in contact with people like resting my hand on their leg and putting my head on their shoulder and wrapping my legs around them I love existing on the physical plane

body5000:

let girls be ugly ,let girls not care about their appearance, let girls be beautiful in ways that aren’t considered beautiful

nickysixpack:

one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me

trapcard:

myrtlewilson:

kalliebethh:

When Luke Bryan says “Country girl shake it for me girl” he doesn’t mean city girls who saw my music video and thought I was sexy and decided to buy camo and start wearing boots shake it for me. He means an ACTUALLY country girl not you fake bitches that haven’t even left the city and don’t even know anything about being a country girl…. So stop now you’re a disgrace. Go back to listening to that “Yung money” bullshit. lol.

country girl appropriation is real and it is out there

Kallie Beth comin for you fakes and frauds watch your necks ladies she WILL clock your synthetic camo havin ass with a swiftness.