Tony, before Peter’s first date with MJ: Kid, I need to talk to you about treating a girl right. What to do, what not to do, all of that… some advice, if you will
Peter:
Peter: What do you wanna know Mr Stark
Steve: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?
Peter: Rude.
Clint: Fair.
Natasha: Not again.
Tony: Are you going to want this back or can I keep the knife?
Bruce: Calling 911.
Groot: I am Groot.
Cap: I’m Steve Rogers
Venom appears: We are Venom!
Batman out of nowhere: I’m Batman!
Scientist: *Shows Eddie a photo of a raccoon eating garbage* Please identify the animal in the picture.
Eddie: Big mood.
Scientist to soldier: Tase him again.
Peter: I’m sending good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Tony: That’s the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Peter: *Holding his phone and recording* Okay, I am home alone and I just heard a thud upstairs, there’s something in my house
Peter: *Walks to the steps of the compound* 🎵If you’re here to murder me clap your hands🎵
Bucky: *clap clap*
Peter: *bolts out of the compound and down the street, screaming*
Tony Stark: *becomes an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics overnight like its nothing*
Also Tony Stark: Pepper, what’s my phone number?